North Bend Park is located on John H. Kerr Reservoir. The 50,000-acre lake extends 39 miles up the Roanoke River along 800 miles of shoreline. The campground offers 249 primitive and electric/water hookup sites on or near the lake. Bicycle/jogging trails, an amphitheater, fishing pier, playgrounds, swim beaches and. I don’t know what’s more awkward here, the content of some of these messages—"I want to cum in your beard"—or the…